toilet aids

What you get from sitting bare ass on a gas station toilet

I got toilet aids from sitting on a Speedway gas station without putting an ass gasket down.

by Lefty0812 February 16, 2019

Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022

Toilet Twix

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022

toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

by u shit fuck January 4, 2012

Toilet paper

Something that our future generations won't have any memory of.

Kid born in 2075: The fuck is toilet paper
Father: Sit down son, I need to tell you a story

by DeepFriedDump April 6, 2020

Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.

I took a crap in a toilet.

by Dood Veed April 10, 2017

skibidi toilet

a stupid animation that 8 year old watch. Dont watch it, its goofy. 💀

Oh my! Mommy! Skibidi toilet obama rizzler!

by popwizard March 11, 2024