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Moon cricket

Person with neither job, money, personal hygiene practices , nor a majority of his/her teeth. They live day to day on government money and subsidies and complain / “chirp” that they’re not getting enough.
I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money
by Lonnie Smithers June 5, 2025
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moon ferret

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media
How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.
by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Gooning under the moon with an elk skull
Guy: I'm going to go Moon Gooning with the natives tonight.
by FeetHuggs April 11, 2024
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The moon illusions and lies

The moon is made up of illusions and lies
The moon illusions and lies
by King of wisdom 901 November 3, 2022
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Scrunched moon

two people eating each others ass at the same time
Tina and Trevor did the scrunched moon last night, took them an hour.

Do you want to do scrunched moon later on tonight?
by Luffy1344 November 12, 2025
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Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.
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Mooning gnome

Mooning gnome is an image, or collection of images, used on Facebook to warn users that a group is without an active admin and therefore has gone downhill and has no quality anymore. In the worst case the group is taken over by scammers and/or spammers. The image is placed ant there is no admin to remove it.
I don't trust this post about a student room, because there was a mooning gnome right above it, in the same group.
by DaanWebstra September 22, 2021
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