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New Jersey Air Vent

When during anal sex the female farts on the male's penis
Last night, my girl ripped ass and gave me the New Jersey Air Vent
by NLIII March 5, 2009
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West Texas Air Duster

The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.
My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.
by Spence Bergs August 6, 2008
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Creased White Air Forces

Just as dangerous as regular Black Air Forces. If you see someone playing basketball or walking in creased white air forces avoid them at all costs
Guy 1. Woah that guy has Creased White Air Forces.
Guy 2. Let’s avoid him
by just a nibba tryna fuk January 25, 2020
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Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.
I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.
by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011
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Bell Prince of Fresh Air

A homeless Salvation Army Santa. Widely regarded as the upper crust of the homeless, thereby earning the princely designation.
I left Walmart, and promptly gave my loose change to a Bell Prince of Fresh Air.
by Faucet Eye December 17, 2008
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Cleveland Hot Air Balloon

(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.
Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.
by UpperdeckerLeaver April 14, 2009
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Bob Marley Air Freshener

Detective Green said that he would forget about the Bob Marley Air Freshener if you give it up where the suspect went.
by monkeyspank December 24, 2008
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