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turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
by Big donker January 24, 2021
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chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016
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turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.
I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!
by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016
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Turtle

A marine animal that has a shell.
by turtleman14 September 13, 2022
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sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.
by Definition magician April 9, 2021
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turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022
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