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Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"
Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017
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Mall Pussy

When you really want to Beat It Up but you're a teenager and have no car so you have your dad take you to the mall so you can beat up that mall pussy.
Hey dad, can you please give me a ride to the mall? There's some mall pussy I'd like to beat up.
by DipTheBallsIn May 3, 2020
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camping pussy

A pussy that smells like you've been camping for a week without a shower. Smells like the juice from a food dumpster in the middle of summer.
Damn.. She smells so bad she has that camping pussy.
by Gillykortos October 8, 2016
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Pussy-Stuffing

When you just keep cumming and you don't stop cumming it fills her pussy up with cum and drowns her from the inside out making her drown.
Person 1: OMG did you hear about Melissa last night she got so pussy-stuffed!
Person 2: Yea I heard it's kinda sad. Nobody likes pussy-stuffing.
Person 1: Yea I hard it feels like taking heroin through your pussy but it's thicker and juicer.
Person 2: Well I heard it feels like sniffing cocaine through your vagina off the top of a bathroom urinal.
Person 1: Ok just shut up you bootybopper.
by Susy_Gots_The_HIVs November 15, 2018
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schwag pussy

The most basic type of pussy you can get, easily found (bars, craigslist, the dessert section, buffets, etc.) Can't get pussy that's worse, unless you pay discount prices in the bad part of town. If it burns when you pee or your crotch itches, you probably had schwag pussy. Pussy you don't brag about.
Friend 1: Just go talk to that girl at the bar.
Friend 2: You go talk to her, that's schwag pussy. I don't smoke schwag weed, I don't fuck schwag pussy.
by Khalfrodo February 7, 2015
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pussy gazing

a not exactly sexual intimate moment in which one person takes the time to stare at and get to know their or their partners vagina, all its folds and crevices, eg.
last night while pussy gazing my gf it was so cute to see how her vagina exhales when she laughs.

In OITNB I loved when Sophia taught the girls about their vagina and pussy gazing with a compact mirror.
by Geli80 April 7, 2016
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Pussy slug

It is the mucous of the vagina in between the lips that looks like a cute slug.
The part inside a womens vagina that looks like a cute Pussy slug
by Bob Johnson Sr. April 26, 2011
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