by bedouin December 24, 2008
Get the Michael Richardedmug. A kind hearted man who is extremely handsome in everyway. He is a United States Marine and is loved by everyone who knows him. A truly amazing person always making others happy before himself. A fantastic boyfriend who makes his girlfriend very happy. She is very proud of her Marine.
"Woah did you see that Marine?"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"
"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"
"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
by MLP&BMW January 10, 2012
Get the Michael Pokornymug. Michael Tungry was a once famous man who could eat a ridiculous amount of food. It is even rumored that he ate three mungrys, however there is no actual physical evidence of this. Michael Tungry went missing in 2002 and his last known location is in Wisconsin.
Andrew: Hey, did you hear about Michael Tungry? He ate three mungrys!
Alyssa: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to eat a mungry. There's no way anyone would believe that he ate three!
Alyssa: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to eat a mungry. There's no way anyone would believe that he ate three!
by Jamesatron March 9, 2009
Get the Michael Tungrymug. the coolest giraffe of all giraffes. Usually fun, playful, and very smart.He stands out as the coolest giraffe
by Cool4Dayz December 23, 2018
Get the michael the giraffemug. He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
by Smileychica January 11, 2017
Get the jeffrey michaelmug. The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
by Jef is god jef is life October 9, 2018
Get the Michael Jordanmug. bruh he is so fucking fat and has a clapped trim bro look at him, he thinks he is good at football when in reality he just fingers his ass in the defense and does nothing
bro have you seen michael jovanovski? i dont want to be within a 10 metre radius of his massive belly
by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs June 21, 2022
Get the michael jovanovskimug.