Cheese Croissant

If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem

I love using my cheese croissant

by SpontaneousTradeMark November 25, 2019

cheese nazi

A derogatory term for cultures that use an abundance of cheese to make their dishes taste good. Namely Hispanic, some northern Italian. French-born slang that caught on in the early 1990's.

Amelio Sanchez is a cheese nazi.

by jessica tate August 15, 2010

The Big Cheese

Someone who can be a very big criminal and/or may be wearing a hat, typically either a beanie or fedora. Often the head of a crime ring (Or multiple crime rings), similar to someone with the alias "Big Tony" or "Frank Sinatra". Will insist on being referred to as "The Big Cheese" rather than their actual name, even when talking with friends. Will have an odor of feta, cheddar, gouda, blue cheese, swiss, provelone, brie, American?, pepper jack, parmesan, or gerbils, but only one at a time. The true name of someone with "The Big Cheese" as their alias is often concealed, but have often been found to have stupid names that are one syllable and contain four letters.

Ryan's Friend: Hey, I think that "The Big Cheese" is kind of bad at Clash Royale.

The Big Cheese: I'm going to have my underling Smooth Jimbo rub you out for that comment, you sack of overused marmalade. Then I'll put so many holes in you that you'll look like that piece of Swiss Cheese I slammed down my gullet this morning.

by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022

cheese wrap

A crusty layer of cheese underneath an uncircumcised penis' foreskin, often eaten by lower class hookers in exchange for drugs

She was eager to give the man a bi until she discovered the cheese wrap surrounding his member

by Dirtdan31 February 20, 2015

Butterfly cheese

It's the best tasting cheese in the world, it's taken from the butterfly while coming it's out of the cocoon. Then it's mixed with a little milk and salt. Then let it sit in a tight packaging for 1-4 weeks. Enjoy :)

My mom made the best butterfly cheese yesterday!

by Definitely Not A Robot September 25, 2018

Cheese Blindness

The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese

I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again

by Meringue March 19, 2015

turdaroni and cheese

Noun.

used to describe a bowl (or plate) of macaroni and cheese that is being consumed in the presence of a huge turd.
Often, the turd will try to deny all allegations in attempt to refute turdaroni-and-cheese claims, but you'll know.

Mickey: "I'm sooo hungry!"

Cindy: "Didn't you just have mac and cheese for lunch?"

Mickey: "Yeah but I was with Dylan, so it turned out to be just another disappointing bowl of turdaroni and cheese."

by penguinpleazer69 January 8, 2012