among us

a game that is where three foot tall squat humanoids that look like chicken nuggets try to find a parasitic alien shapeshifter known as the "imposter"

i played among us and i love it

by among us drip February 7, 2022

used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth

Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Among Us

Among Us is a game that took the internet by storm, developed by Intersloth Studios.

ALSO, AMONG US ISNT FUCKING FUNNY.

"Among Us!! Thats so sussy!" shut up

by TimeIsntTicking June 5, 2022

only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One

Only one of us walks away…

by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023

The Day of the Yahoo is upon us

When Great British districts (such as Moss Side, Droitwich, and Kidderminster) become motor-yobberised by inner-city thugs. As featured on S1 E5 of ON THE HOUR, the predecessor to Chris Morris's much more famous The Day Today

"The Day of the Yahoo is upon us" - Former Home Secretary Kenneth Baker

by pseudonym_penguin September 11, 2025

Among us

A meme that refers to the game Among us.

"People ask me fortnite or call of duty, fortnite or call of duty. But I prefer AMONG US"

by gsdghyfjgyj March 20, 2023

Don’t worry you’ll meet us out there

This statement is use when one has arranged or organize to proceed I. A space where maximum activities could be held

“Don’t worry you’ll meet us out there with (4) , (5) bottles empty “

by Askolante May 11, 2021