ur mom

A very funny comeback to stupid or smart people who don't understand it.

Person A: I had canes last night
Person B: I Had ur mom last night

by thebombonurmom.com February 26, 2019

Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.

Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022

fuck ur aunty

it means ur aunty is hot and i want to fuck her

wah fuck ur aunty sia

by auntyflyer June 26, 2023

UR MUDDER

ur mudder is dmitry/dis-man-pee/dis-meat-tree/treasure chest nerd

ur mudder is known to be fast

by smoothiefullofpeaches October 7, 2021

Ur mom

"ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.

Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!

Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!

by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

Ur mom

I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

by Milf playa November 23, 2021

ur mom

a fat cow

im only typing this to pass it as a definition

ur mom

by ur kinda short ong January 10, 2022