text cuck

when you text something semi important/ needs responses in the group chat and your boy doesnt let it breathe for everyone to see.. instead he sends some dumb unrelated shit opening your text up to the chance of burial.

i was trying to get a head count for a super bowl block pool and kg text cucked the fuck outta me with his carson wentz bullshit.

by cucklife33 February 7, 2021

Texting Terms

When you and another person never call or even talk in person and only text instead.

person 1:Whats up with you and your ant?
person 2: oh we are on texting terms so even though we live in the same house we dont ever talk we just text from different rooms
person 1: oh shit thats rough

by xX1TopShotXx June 29, 2018

Text Following

When you are text-walking with a friend and follow them without noticing your direction.

I walked right into the men's bathroom because I was text following him

by Texter87 January 15, 2011

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022

text-grab

A.k.a. "text-snatch" or "text-capture"; it refers to a nifty-thrifty "quick fingers" maneuver to permit da viewing of an online news-article for free when da page's host wants you to pay for da privilege of reading said content. You know da scenario --- ya start out to read an interesting write-up on some recent event or research-revelation, only to have da page abruptly go dark after a few seconds when you'd been "just getting into it", and then an impudent cheeky pop-up window appear dat heartlessly states, "Oops --- you need to have a paid subscription to read this article!" or, "We're pleased that you're enjoying our content. Pay $"X" amount to continue reading." But of course, clever penny-pinching little sneak dat you are, you --- unlike all of those naive 'n' clueless other 99% of da web-viewers --- know a "cheat code" for accessing da precious essay despite dat greedy company's disgusting coercive measure that attempts to extract funds outta ya... rather than resignedly "shelling out", you simply click da "back" arrow and then bring up da article-page again, but this time you hastily perform da "ctrl+a" key-tap to "select" (highlight) da entire article, then do a "ctrl+c" key-punch to store da page's words into memory. This way, even if da page goes dark again, you won't "lose" da words dat you were trying to read. You then open a blank "Notepad" (simple-text only) page, paste da stored words int it, and then smugly start reading.

Performing a text-grab is not only a great way to read "pay-to-view" articles for free, but it saves "wasted" money, as well, since nine times outta ten you probably find da content of said essays fairly mundane and unrelated to you or your life, anyway, and so you would probably have felt "let down" after paying to read said content, since you would feel dat you'd "spent good money for nothing" when none of da material was all dat interesting to you, after all.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

Text Nazi

is a term used colloquially to describe an individual who vehemently opposes and reacts with anger to receiving social media links through text messages. This person may exhibit an oppressive attitude, imposing sanctions on communication preferences, and may be perceived as being overly butt hurt about such messages. The term highlights a tendency towards prejudice, fostering a form of segregation in digital communication, and creating an atmosphere that feels akin to captivity for those who share links.

Paul is a text Nazi.

by Dr. Conservative November 27, 2023

textative

someone who texts a lot.

Are you okay? I haven't heard from you. You've been less textative lately.

by whatlolawants June 2, 2011