leaky turtle 

The act of self urination in mass public. With not one regret of the self humiliation.

Ex: dude im going for it,the leaky turtle.
( D- stands up, in the middle of class: and beings self urination. Igs- wow dollie D's like totally the man, he just pulled a leaky turle and sat back down. I cant believe he would jingaling jingaling a wang chung like that. deo )

leaky turtle by Dleahy February 11, 2008

texas turtle head 

When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out

She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her

texas turtle head by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

Grinding the turtle 

Having sex up against a wall with a fat girl wearing a tight girdle, the skirt of which rubs the base of your dick raw!

"Did I see you at it with Fat Annie round the back just now, Dude?" Yeah! I need ointment! I was really Grinding the Turtle!

Grinding the turtle by dickkidido March 12, 2011

snappy like a turtle 

Even snappier then snappy

Austin's snappy like a turtle.

snappy like a turtle by soccerchick April 22, 2006

Shy Turtle 

When one of your close friends acts shy around you for no appearent reason

Make a fist, Poke your thumb out of the middle of the four fingers and slowly withdraw it.

"Sonny sits at our table everyday but doesnt say shit"
"Thats a shy turtle"

Make a fist, Poke your thumb

Shy Turtle by Wooplah April 24, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.

Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006

The Ninja Turtle 

A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.

I can this one the Ninja Turtle.

The Ninja Turtle by MonmouthConglomerate October 5, 2009