Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plopall hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
“I hate being wet by the toilet
by Labradoodle 2190 November 04, 2023
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David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass
Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021
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[Toilet dragon]

1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 01, 2018
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plunging the toilet

having sex with a girl with a smelly pussy
Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."
by Duece79 May 16, 2018
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Pull up with a toilet

To pull up with a toilet means to fight someone one on one, to say “Pull up with a plunger” means to jump someone or fight in a group
by AsuraPatel March 21, 2021
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Toilet hugger

Sarah: Did you see the toilet hugger on Carlos?
by Hill billy joe January 25, 2021
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murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
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