A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
Get the cafeteria speed date mug.Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?
Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011
Get the Weed-Speed mug.Related Words
spefe
• Spefert
• speed
• speed bump
• speedball
• speedbag
• Speed runner
• speed run
• speedbagging
• speed racer
A short; brief statement or argument that states the punishments required for breaking the heart of a best friend.
Girl: "I'm going out with insert Randy's friend"
Randy: Kinnikin Speech:"Break my best friend's heart, I'll break your f*cking jaw."
Randy: Kinnikin Speech:"Break my best friend's heart, I'll break your f*cking jaw."
by Harry Dick IV May 7, 2011
Get the Kinnikin Speech mug.An euphemism which occurs if a woman is putting a guy in the friendzone, with other words this means that she doesn’t want to have neither relationship nor an intercourse with a man, but instead of telling him, the insulting and degrading “let s just be friends” she is using as an excuse, that in case of a relationship she is looking for the “wow” feeling that she unfortunately doesn’t seem to have with that certain guy, even though he is a very nice person.
Santos: You look so fabulous in the moonlight! Do you think we can move on,and spend this night together ? I have some champagne and strawberries in my fridge!
Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..
Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..
by Lolita67 October 16, 2012
Get the wow speech mug.When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.
by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012
Get the Cheeseburger Speech mug."This big sefe is delicious"Sabi
"Yes and you can it find anywhere"Pooh bear
"Wow. I think ill have some now" Sabi
"Yes and you can it find anywhere"Pooh bear
"Wow. I think ill have some now" Sabi
by chief sabi January 28, 2014
Get the big sefe mug.A form of vocal expression that is primarily comprised of a mixture of Ebonics, Southern Accents, and "gangsta speech".
John then exhibited his finest example of Danny Speech, which immediately frightened his friends and scared his family all the way to Nicaragua.
by DanBoy901742 February 1, 2014
Get the Danny Speech mug.