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Roblox

A "platformer" made by David bazooka. For 1 year old's
It's an platformer game, you can make friends, groups,t-shirts,shirts,pants.... Roblox is made for 12+ but it's for everyone!
by ArbiCool123 April 3, 2017
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Roblox

A gaming platform often confused for directly being a game.

Also the place where some of the worst things to ever exist reside.

The platform as a whole is amorphous and chaotic. Degeneracy plagues this eternal hellscape. On most games, you will see at least two characters composed of UGC User-Generated Content avatar items to create unrealistically large breasts and disgustingly fat thighs.

And that, dear reader, is just the beginning of this suffering.

I cannot even begin to describe in a textual form some of the atrocious things that exist on this platform - and even outside of it. <cough> ...Twitter... <cough> <retch>

I write this article in disdain, blood dripping from my fingers into my keyboard. Every key I push down is painful, and I will not be able to clean the ichor. I may be exsanguinated simply by putting words on a screen.

I do not know if anyone is reading this definition, but if you are, dear reader, then do not let these awful people poison you. Do not succumb to the vile, fetid depravity that resides here.

I would be elated to see the moderators of Roblox take steps to scrape the filth off, but I fear that my plea will fall on deaf ears, as it has for so many people.

But why would I make a difference? I have no real answer for you. All I know is that I can't sleep at night - knowing what I know, knowing what is out there, knowing what I've seen. I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I can't imagine that I am alone.

God help us all.
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by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Roblox

This is the embodiment of Jesus Christ himself, God's blessed gift to humanity. Roblox is a deity to us mere mortals, and we must bow down to our ruler. Roblox is the descendent of God- actually, fuck that. Roblox IS God.
Say your prayers to Roblox almighty
by whomst'dini June 11, 2018
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roblox senior

Someone aged 21 or above who forms part of their identity around ROBLOX. Generally characterized by an addiction to ROBLOX, being involved in some of the worst communties you've ever seen, and somehow having a huge social media following. Even if they play other games, have loads of responsibility, and have friends outside of the game, they still feel the need to work it into any conversation. It's anyone's guess if they actually enjoy playing the game at all.
Quadruple points if they watch ROBLOX porn
"Sheila is 23, in business school, and has more followers than her eyes have molecules, why does she still play ROBLOX?"
"She's a roblox senior, we'll never get her back."
by radioturtle March 13, 2023
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Roblox

That damn online website game that keeps shutting down.
Person 1: I like Roblox!
Person 2: You like that website game that shuts down 24/7?
by uwuololol May 4, 2022
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Roblox Mafia

A ROBLOX game developed by Topline studios Inc Where is there roles like Mafia, detective and doctor every round the mafia to kill someone unless they get saved by the doctor.
I got Voted out as innocent on Roblox Mafia
by thefatcow August 3, 2023
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roblox brainrot

stupid fucking roblox shorts that are so corny that they're funny
"why does my little brother keep watching roblox brainrot send help pls"
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