space rat

a rat that enjoys fucking people and things in the ass with its massive 12 inch leech peen which sucks all of your blood out through your pink paste former. also known as your luck when searching for halal german food

THAT SPACE RAT AS THE IQ OF A MAILBOX UEWIDJSAHNJKHSFKHAUSJFHIUHSU

by SPACE RAT September 20, 2022

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Rat Friday

Rat Friday is a day where Rat's from all across the world come together to celebrate being a Rat

This usually takes place on July 21st but can also take place on the following Friday if any unforeseen complications arise

Also on Rat Friday the legendary Ratdoes69 may appear to greet his fellow rats on this special accusation

Person 1 :Hey is it Rat Friday?

Person 2 :yeah

Person 1 :ayyyy let's gooo

I can't wait until Rat Friday

Rat Friday is the best Friday

by Rivaljellyfish4 October 9, 2022

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Rat recession

If Generation Z doesn't wake up and fight with the rest of us, we're all going to have to ask somebody else permission or have to prove ourselves to somebody else to go anywhere or do anything, and forget working a steady job like our predecessors, that won't be there anymore. Democracy will be gone and nobody will question it.

Another rat recession brought on by a pestilence this time, since a pestilence awakens in darkness. There is no light at the end of the tunnel when you're not stuck in a dark tunnel, there is only light.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

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flat rat

A condition when hamsters are VERY happy and relaxed with their human friend.

First, they have to trust their human as a personal presence. Then, they have to trust that their human friend isn't going to suddenly become aggressive toward them.
then all you have to do is to pet them on your hand until they become flat.

bro you're hamster is a flat rat
they must be very happy and relaxed!

by YukioKoito January 1, 2022

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