Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!

by _fluffy April 23, 2015

pee

lol pee pee
you go pee
yellow pee
comes out
goes back in sometimes
its basically water

i pee
i pee water

by danky2233 September 14, 2018

Pee Niece

• A certain way if pronouncing penis
• when someone is really stupid

John: did you really put your cock in the microwave?

George: yes I did.
John: you’re such a pee niece

by Kokwore November 24, 2020

pee pee poo poo check

pee pee poo poo

ayo pee pee poo poo check

by gamergodcool February 26, 2021

Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*

by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022

Fist in the stink, pee in the sink

While your fist is inside someone's rectum, you pee in the sink simultaneously.

Juice wrld: yo my fist in the stink, pee in the sink

by Joemamaisgaylolol February 24, 2021

Pee poo pee

When you pee and poo simultaneously

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update

by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020