Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

Sticky pee

When a women pushes semen out of her vagina after intercourse.

Woman: “it feels like a sticky pee after you cream pie me.”

by Samtheman20 April 5, 2022

pee pee

Kindergarten meaning for urine

I have to go pee pee

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.

Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.

by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023

pee leaf

a pussy or a person incapable of acting like a "man"

this nigger james is such a damn pee leaf he can't even stand up when he pees

by skivaper02 August 9, 2017

pee-arranged location

Da spot near your hunting/fishing camp where you and your sportsman-buddies collectively decide to build da outhouse. Da way dat you determine said construction-site is by first allowing each of your pals to "vote" by "draining his radiator" at whatever spot dat he'd like da best, and then afterwards choosing da area wif da biggest wet patch.

Da problem wif choosing a pee-arranged location for your outhouse is dat at least one or two of your macho companions will likely "cheat" in their "voting" by either downing extra Bud Lights beforehand to make demselves take bigger whizzes, or by simply dumping their beer directly on their own personal favorite spots, thus messing up da actual size of each wet area, which of course were supposed to indicate how MANY guys had urinated there, not how MUCH "golden shower" had been deposited at each spot.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

pee-cock

Another word for penis.

"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."

by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021