watch out real quick!

what you use to get pass a person quickly not necessarily in your way but you still want to be a an asshole

me: (passing through a group of people) ey watch out real quick! dawg. my bad i didn't mean

Them: (murmering) Dick head

by Xxcyclonexx March 2, 2017

Real Life Auto correct

Real Auto Correct also Know as RAC is when your otp with a Female Or With one of your boys an You Say something But it comes Out Different Just Like Auto Correct But way worse most of the time when RAC happens you Say Sum Fucked Up or Just weird DONT TRY TO TAKE OUR SHIT LAMES.
-AlexnBrycon ✍️

“Foo Your gay asf” Mybad Myboy That was Real Life auto Correct .
“Ima Tryna be up in your BestFriends guts “
My bad dawg Yk I meant I just Wanna Hug

by AlexnBryson-_- January 27, 2020

Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018

Aliens are real but votes aren't

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.

Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️

by Lemmon December 16, 2020

Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.

Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop

by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023

real horseshoe crab hours

it means molly wants to have sex with you

“yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”

by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019

A great white shark (real!)

Ezrah dont look outside

There is a great white shark (real!)

by gayfaggnuts April 30, 2022