crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen September 01, 2015

That’s no moon

That’s no moon is creature by Mal crow 7 it’s a flying anglerfish

The moon is wonderful today wait that’s no moon

by Floating megalodon 682 anims March 02, 2022

sturgeon moon

a big ass glowing red moon named after some fish that happens in august.

"Hey look bro, the moons blowing, are we gonna die?"
"No man, it's just a sturgeon moon"

by Tiffany Mcguff August 05, 2009

Nevada red moon

Nevada red moon is basically ejaculating in the home depot color aisle and nut at the moment

man 1: i just did a big nevada red moon yesterday

man 2: what the fuck man

by ClaudeSpeed EX July 04, 2022

Nevada Red moon

Nevada Red moon is the act of ejactulating on a shade in the home depot color section

man 1: yo jonesy i just nevada red mooned all over the place

jonesy: what the fuck john

by ClaudeSpeed EX July 04, 2022

Moon whistler

Whistles words while complaining

“Get off the base**(whistling the “s” on words that have “s” in them) and help us***(ssss) out!” “Stop complaining moon whistler!”

by LlamasMother October 15, 2020

moon wand

a lingering fart

Erin, did you leave a moon wand in my car?

by LoughHicks. December 02, 2010