Also known as a young Bob Patrick, Kevin Colby Hebert is the ultimate anal animal savage. He enjoys long walks on the beach and stimulating an innocent boys butt hole. (preferably 4-12 year olds). While scared to use his real name by the fear of being found and captured, Kevin uses the name "COBRA".
by BUTT KISSER February 12, 2012
Euphemism for the "college experience." In essence, having raw, unprotected sex with girls one will not remember the names off.
by sorangis June 26, 2023
the kevin is a dangerous deity. he was the first victim of going 'goblin mode'. he has hurt many men, many women and less importantly, the elderly. watch out.
beware the kevin.
by balls itchy :( July 26, 2022
Kevin Conrad is a cutie with a booty. He knows a lot about animals and nature. He is super punny and knows how to work with his hands in and out of the garage. When in a relationship, Kevin Conrads are loyal and respectful. If you happen to find a free range Kevin Conrad, lock him down because he a great husband and a dreamy dad!
by Honeycrispapple November 24, 2021
A small guy, about 5'6, with brown hair and blue eyes. He can be found in his natural habitat, the Walmart in Cleveland, Georgia
by Connor69420 May 08, 2019
A great lover. A men with a heart. But not only is his heart big, but sure is he's dick. Sweet loving caring man. Respects his women loves her unconditionally.
by LoveMaker346 December 21, 2016
Great at basketball but not as good as he thinks he constantly flirts with girls but he is as annoying as hell sometimes talks to much but he is a great guy any girl would be lucky to be with he is smart and very talented overall great guy and a little arrogant yet charming
by Idk I'm that person January 30, 2017