Hop on Lethal Company

The desire to be chained to a wall and whipped by 3 oily men

Miles:" Let's hop on Lethal Company tonight."
Caleb: "Not again. I'm traumatized."

by anonymous December 30, 2023

hop on lockport lighthouse

A place where the apoc 2 development team meets up and has gay sex

hop on lockport lighthouse prazzy

okay gusmanak!

by WhoZ July 19, 2022

Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.

Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.

by peepeeshit May 13, 2021

hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.

Anyone up for a hops seltzer?

by John Narckins November 22, 2023

hop along

sex

person:”i like hop along!”
person2:”oh so you’re trans?”

by catboysementester69 November 15, 2020

hop on slappyball

The act of having sex with 5 big oily men
Usually practiced by men who are addicted to gaming.

John : Yo, wanna hop on Slappyball?
John 2 : Sure my fwb

by joebidenXIJr June 4, 2024

Hopped the fence

Old fashioned way of saying some has cheated on their spouse/partner.

Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.

Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.

by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021