A holy Phoenix is where you light your pubic hair on fire and run around screaming it will be reborn. It will rise from The ashes.
Dan has been walking weird ever since the new catholic priest said to do a Holy Phoenix instead of a Hail Mary the other day at his confession.
by PopePhoenixIII May 11, 2023
Get the holy Phoenixmug. used in the movie "Lenny the Wonderdog", the best movie in human history.
meant to be a form of exclamation, used mostly by Zach (who is super cool) and Becky
meant to be a form of exclamation, used mostly by Zach (who is super cool) and Becky
by chocolate_thunder06 October 1, 2022
Get the Holy kombaba!mug. I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstrom, Hellstromism,Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is an Equestrian Slut, I
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstrom, Hellstromism,Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is an Equestrian Slut, I
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstrom, Hellstromism,Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is an Equestrian Slut, Imug. An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"
by Dr. Bargus April 23, 2025
Get the Holy Gramolliemug. by thacheff March 15, 2015
Get the French Holy Trinitymug. Holy Davian Witjaksono
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.
As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."
Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.
They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.
Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"
Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."
Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.
Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.
As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."
Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.
They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.
Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"
Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."
Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.
Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
by Licht#8577 November 23, 2021
Get the Holy Davian Witjaksonomug. All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.
This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.
This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.
by papi1938374 February 11, 2023
Get the Holy sock syndromemug.