when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).
1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!
by A Man Scorned September 23, 2006
"Fuckin' "meat bird" at the bar thought she was pretty damn hot, eh. I mean, she has a cute face but I'll bet she can't even wipe her own ass"
by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011
by Dookiebird April 13, 2021
Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.
Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.
Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
by MyMom January 24, 2013
“Yo, my homie, home dog, homeslicecicle Mama-birding me dat joint yesterday.”
“Is that when they hold the bunt for you?”
“Yeah it got me feeling homosexual”
“Is that when they hold the bunt for you?”
“Yeah it got me feeling homosexual”
by Ratbabie November 26, 2022
Bird purring is a sound made by humans and is rarely heard in the wild. The technique one must master to create this sound is known only by a few, but the legends say it's similar to the sharp Norwegian R. Bird purring is used for many things, such as avoiding silence, asserting dominance, letting your presence be known and show emotions like happiness and confusion.
Yesterday I showed my friends one of my projects, their positive responses made me bird purr in happiness
Friend: Wow! You did really good!
Me: *Bird purring*
Friend: Wow! You did really good!
Me: *Bird purring*
by The birds are coming May 15, 2020
by y e z z i r February 10, 2020