sump god

Someone who can survive almost anything.

Bro did you see what Steve did he finished gallon of whiskey and an eight ball of coke like it was nothing he’s the fucking Sump God

by David James August 22, 2018

The Mod God

The mod god is a 6’4” 300+ pound buff Mexican man, originating out of Orting, WA.

The mod god is something of a tale, or a myth in the small Orting community, he’s known for his major dank OHS bathroom hotboxes.

In the mod god’s free time he enjoys drinking Cranberry juice and dapping up the homies, the mod god has a golden aura and is hard to miss, an absolutely beautiful specimen.

To spot the mod god in public, is equal to spotting michael jackson walking the earth after death, or comparable to discovering time travel.

Hey dude, did you see the Mod God’s latest cloud?

by nebel.misophonia March 6, 2023

Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.

A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.

by SilentSong September 28, 2019

god plz no

when chica from fnaf 1 Xbox stays at your door for an hour and the next time you check your power

power: 2%

you: god plz no no nooooo

you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken

god plz no something you say when something bad happens to you

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

Skittles God

A rainbow found in Pennsylvania, that will willingly suck you off, especially on Fridays.

Jeff: Damn boi he thicc
Chonk: who ya talkin bout dere bud?
Jeff: That damn thicc ass Skittles God is who dere bud.

by BoLynch007 September 1, 2020

Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.

Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant

by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018

PKM GOD

ChucktaylorJ Has mastered the art of the PKM in Call Of Duty.

Chuck is the real PKM GOD

by MrFullSend March 7, 2022