Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

foots

its a different version of foot and it means foots

I have two foots

by minevison August 14, 2021

foot fetish

when you get turned on by the idea of feet or touching, licking, or smelling them.

josh: “yum i love me some feet”
marie “do you have a foot fetish??”

by thesmartwafflemaker6969 August 19, 2024

Foot

A thing that kids who watch Ssundee scream randomly.

Kid: Your Face is ugly!
Kid : ur foot is ugly!

by I’mYourFriend May 28, 2019

foot fetish

when you like feet.

tara padden has a foot fetish and loves to eat feet!

by nicolekenny May 6, 2021

Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.

The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.

by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021

Mustard Foot

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.

Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.

by Nagnal August 15, 2019