Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".

I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

by katileka March 17, 2011

Flintlock Fingers

“The act of fingering a woman aggressively till climax whilst one’s hands are covered in gunpowder.”

“After spending all day at the gun range, I came home and gave my ole lady the Flintlock Fingers.”

by Mr_Rogers June 19, 2023

Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her period blood on your fingers.

Scarlet: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: No can do, I don't want no salsa fingers!

by em0fish March 26, 2023

Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Seal Finger

The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.

I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.

by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023

bookie finger

When you disfigure your finger really bad.

“I cut my finger really bad on a porta potty door, now I have a bookie finger!”

by anonymous October 14, 2023