dylans like bread
by My dick is the size of zion December 13, 2018
Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.
by Bella Rose June 14, 2019
A total retard and a little zesty fuck who everyone hates. A 2-day old shit in a toilet bowl what hasn't been flushed so now the water is stained permanently. No one loves this kid
person 1: did you see dylan used the toilet today
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
by 575725725 August 13, 2024
A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
by kiteflyer June 01, 2024
Dylan is a mysterious creature who lives near lidl. He is very rich and brags of how he is so 'strong' and 'Rich'. Dylan will always be watching you through your windows. He rides a multicolored bike and a bright pink helmet. Hes part of the lgbt community swell. he is dating danni allen and he loves his sexy makeup. Dylan have fake reyban glasses and has a small penis.
Dylan is weird
by Jxsh910 July 19, 2019
dylan is fat as fuck
by sillytwink42 January 26, 2025