Burnt Toast Drunk

On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.

Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?

Heather: ...Zz..

Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!

by Annubrius August 18, 2008

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Drunk Text Rule

If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.

Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.

by BroncoTheIdahoan January 23, 2012

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21st bday drunk

-a type of drunk
-whether it is in fact your birthday or not you intend to get extremely drunk

guy1-are you drinkin tonight?
guy2-hell yea I plan to get 21st bday drunk tonight!
guy1-oh man your crazy!

by jho4210 November 03, 2010

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strip club drunk

ridiculous awesome trouble time

We need to get strip club drunk before we head to the strip club in the double-wide trailer.

Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.

by jwkdrw August 07, 2010

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drunk-o-saur

when someone is totally smashed and they can hardly walk, slur their speech, and do anything including sex. they would be classified as a drunk-o-saur.

as a result in drinking to much she fell down the steps, and everyone called her a drunk-o-saur.

by kushkuta November 03, 2007

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