Douche Cat

A cat who is a complete douche. If you attempt to make nice with him he will scratch your balls off and run off into the wild, possibly to destroy nigger cats. The reason for his hatred probably stems from the sexual acts preformed on him by his owner.

Joe: Hello kitty! Mind if I pet you?
Douche Cat: Fuck you! *Then Douche Cat claws your balls off and runs away*
Joe: Douche Cat is a douche!

by Douchecatisadouche December 9, 2008

Douche Burger

A name used to insult someone, is used like words like douche or douche bag

Chris is such a fucking douche burger!

by PoPoZakuto April 26, 2006

douche tits

when someones tits smells of vinegar

get away from me douche tits

by j-remy December 6, 2007

Douche tag

A device worn on the ear to identify a douche in public. Sometimes known as a bluetooth earpiece.

I wondered why the man was standing in the grocery store doorway talking to himself while blocking the in and out access for everyone else. Then I saw his douche tag and realized he was a douche.

by Tbayer May 24, 2012

man-douche

man-douche. ( moosh )To clense the hot sweety sticky feeling (some times caused by hot summer days) in the crack or taint . Known too increase after a bowl movement where inproper wipeing and or clensing was done.....

Dude I feel very unfresh, I need to go moosh. (man-douche)

by doc h November 10, 2007

douche muffin

when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin

"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."

by bencarper December 3, 2007

Douche canoe

Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.

"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"

by Agentducky0012 August 24, 2011