Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009

cunt

C-U-N-T
Word used for people who Can't Understand Normal Thinking!!

What the fuck did I just tell you???? What are you, a CUNT?!?!!?

by Shadow_Rider March 19, 2008

fuckasaurus cunt

Very similar to the fuckasaurus rex but much more of a cunt. An old, sexually active twat.

You fucking fuckasaurus cunt!

by tapman kitchenklub October 21, 2010

Cunt Knocker

One who has sex with his/her ex's best friend a week after the break up.

Dakota's favorite word.

A random word to describe someone being an asshole.

You are a fucking cunt knocker!

by Shenanigans817 January 16, 2009

baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank

If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.

by The cocksman November 27, 2014

cowardly cunt

Describes someone who generally runs away from his problems the moment they happen. An individual who can't handle nor deal with conflict by using several defense mechanisms. In slang terms: A Pussy

"Sticks his head in the sand."

Look up: " Defense Mechanisms " on Google.

This person may also be guilty of

" Stone walling behavior " which you should also look up.

That cowardly cunt ended a relationship by blocking her on facebook instead of talking it out instead of solving the issue at hand by using communication.

by WhereInFuckTopiaAreYou December 1, 2015

Spud Cunt

A term which is used in a number of situations, might be used as a compliment or derogatory term, could also be used off as a casual descriptor of personage.

a. Dude, stop being such a spud cunt!

b. He totally just jizzed all over her face! What an awesome spud cunt!

c. Give us a hand, spud cunt.

by Popcorn Play3r November 6, 2011