Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.

She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

wagon cracker

Someone who is half white n half native.

They steal their own damn land.

That guy is so chug life but he's white. What a wagon cracker.
See wagon burner. Cracker.

by TurboOverload April 22, 2021

Cracker

The N word that only White People can say.

Whattup ma Cracka. You Cracker. (hard r is much more offensive)

by your number 1 cracker December 15, 2020

bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021

Snatch cracker

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.

Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly

by turd urchin April 8, 2020