Negative concord

A textbook term that explains informal, illogical uses of double negatives when the intention is to convey a single negative in a sentence. This phenomenon goes against traditional English rules and effectively contributes towards the downfall of societal intelligence.

Person 1: "I didn't do nothing".

Person 2: "Did you just say a negative concord"?
Person 1: "What's that"?
Person 2: "It's when you say a double negative when you don't intend to. You don't sound smart when you speak like that".

by BruceyWucey July 9, 2025

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A la Concordia

When a girl is riding a guy and farts on his balls, creating a wind trail adding extra sensation to his nuts.

She made me cum a la Concordia and I didn't even smell it! It was splendid ...

by Alumnut November 1, 2015

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Clare's Marvellous Concoction

Clare's Marvellous concoction is an extraordinarily.... Special beverage. It must ONLY be consumed on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. It can be any spirits, but usually is peach vodka, rum, and some kind of soda. The soda can be one of four types. It can be Fresca, which is most commonly used; Mango loco monster energy drinks if you're feeling fancy; just regular club soda; or orange crush. If you use anything else, you have betrayed Clare and she will come for you and massage your scalp with her fingernails.

Hazel: "Hey, did you have any of Clare's Marvellous Concoction on New Year's?"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"

*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"

by Just a chill guy <3 March 11, 2026

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