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Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law
Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room
by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025
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The Captain

gay fag who’s in love with havers
by Starbornstarchild March 21, 2025
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Captain's Wafers

Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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The Captain’s Special

After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.
The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.
by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023
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Captain kush

A name for a high status marijuana dealer
by anonymous June 22, 2023
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