Captain Gankaroo

A sadomasochist that every chance they get soils his family's clothes bc he ejaculates on them and "ganks" them....

Uh oh, Captain Gankaroo is in the house

by BrEwSkI January 16, 2026

Captain Saveaho

When a simp tries to defend a female behaving badly.

She was getting arrested for drunk & disorderly and kicked a cop, but here comes Captain Saveaho to try and defend her.

by Testoclese February 16, 2026

Captain fuck a lot

A man who is the captain of fucking alot of people

“Ain’t that your man”. “Nah that’s Captain fuck a lot”

by Ririxfeed February 17, 2026

Captain cap off

The act of a man capping off an orgasm with a thumb, for 2 or 3 seconds, then releasing the pressurized coom. The captain part is if the ropes are more than 3.

Hey bud, did you bring home the slampig from the bar? You think you’re going to pull a captain cap off?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 19, 2026

Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law

Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room

by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025

Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

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Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025