Clutch Buddies

Two people who will always cover for each other in a situation.

Daequan was in the club last night cheating on his girlfriend, but Daqwavian covered for him with Daequan girlfriend. Daequan and Daquavian are Clutch Buddies.

by clutchbuddy February 9, 2018

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popcorn bucket buddy

A friend, family, or work member that you feel close/comfortable enough to share a bucket of popcorn at the latest blockbuster.

Barry: “hey jimmy, Black Panther is coming out on Wednesday. You wanna go and be my popcorn bucket buddy.!”
Jimmy: “absolutely, would love to be your popcorn bucket buddy.”

by RawDaddy February 13, 2018

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Buddy Fucker

When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.

Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.

Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.

by Paco4u May 6, 2018

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Bronchial Buddies

When two or more people develop bronchitis or a cough around the same time.

My friend Tyrone and I both got bronchitis at the same time; we're bronchial buddies!

by Mike Toshler January 6, 2017

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Fuck a buddy

It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.

X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...

by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017

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