Brandon

A boy with a great personality. He knows how to make everyone laugh and lights up any room he walks into. He loves gaming and may appear a little shy, but once you get to know him he is super talkative and such a fun person. He loves kpop and sometimes won’t admit it, but deep down he is a twice stan. Girls have Brandon on the back of their minds, thinking of his cute face. His girlfriend is so lucky to have him, because he will love and protect her no matter what.
Brandon is such a cool guy! I’m so lucky to be his friend.
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Brandon

To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.
Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)
by hassle hospital November 7, 2021
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Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce
dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi
by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024
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Brandon

damn girl, look at Brandon over there

Got bigger titties then you

got a small dick tho
by realivan May 3, 2021
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An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)
by JustB November 17, 2020
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Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis
by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024
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