what are the bases
1st . making out
2nd. feeling below waist
3rd. hand job/fingering
4th. (blow job)
5th. all the way
1st . making out
2nd. feeling below waist
3rd. hand job/fingering
4th. (blow job)
5th. all the way
jim: what are the bases?
john : you know don't you
jim: no, wait how far did you and lilly go yesterday
john: 3rd
john : you know don't you
jim: no, wait how far did you and lilly go yesterday
john: 3rd
by webegettinglitupinhere October 29, 2018
Get the basesmug. Opposite of "baseless" -- in reference to reports by the media that the public are entertaining "baseless" (conspiratorial) claims in an attempt to cover them up.
News Outlet: "...the baseless conspiracy that Epstein didn't kill himself."
Commenter 1: "Epstein was murdered."
Commenter 2: "Based."
Commenter 1: "Epstein was murdered."
Commenter 2: "Based."
by Vaginus Goochis Penicularis June 30, 2022
Get the Basedmug. You will need
777bibles
A mexican man named Jesus
An asian man named buda
An indian female with 6 arms
A white man named thor
A cow
Rats
Lion
Lamb
The rat must start to eat the cow Which is fucking the lion the female with 6 arms must jacl off you and the other males as the lamb eats her out ass everyone reads from the 777 bibles provided in every language known to man kind after compleating the first wave of orgasms god himself shall join and bless everyone into the kingdom once there everyone involved will become a powerfull being and stay kn that position for 777days each orgasam provided will rain down on the earth and heal those it lands on as well as the earth.
777bibles
A mexican man named Jesus
An asian man named buda
An indian female with 6 arms
A white man named thor
A cow
Rats
Lion
Lamb
The rat must start to eat the cow Which is fucking the lion the female with 6 arms must jacl off you and the other males as the lamb eats her out ass everyone reads from the 777 bibles provided in every language known to man kind after compleating the first wave of orgasms god himself shall join and bless everyone into the kingdom once there everyone involved will become a powerfull being and stay kn that position for 777days each orgasam provided will rain down on the earth and heal those it lands on as well as the earth.
by Cockateel June 1, 2018
Get the 777th basemug. Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.
by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021
Get the Base surfingmug. 
The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.
He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.
by Frellcon July 20, 2025
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