Bacon

Someone who is a great friend and kick ass wingman.. best dude at MHS. Good at bowling and tennis, and loves trying new things. Talks to all the birds but sadly finds himself in the friend zone... Usually because he's put himself there, trying not to get tied down. If he's quiet just, just ask him what's up.

Person 1: Man who's that guy over there?
Person 2: That's Bacon... everyone knows him!

by Lapiz996 February 13, 2023

Bacon Bush

The unfortunate crossing of a womans meat curtains and werewolf pussy, creating a hairy,meaty mess.

Well we where really getting hot and heavy then I took her panty's off and realized she had a bacon bush and immediately walked out.

by Dr_PigFinger December 30, 2020

Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

bacon

delicious food that comes from a pig

me: i love bacon

by Gryphon370 February 5, 2022

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and we had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021