brandon hs

a dumbass high school with fuck ass APs like Mr Thompsons fucking bald ass that king Neptune looking bitchwho want get out the bathroom bc his bitch ass bored and wanna try to catch someone

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Friend: man fuck Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021

Brandon

Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck

If u see Brandon suck him off

by Cool guy November 22, 2021

Brandon

oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3

"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"

by sav :P October 22, 2022

Brandon

>Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.

Accordingly:

>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.

"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"

"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."

by DivineKNG October 14, 2019

Brandon

A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.

Look it’s Brandon kissing that guy, it smells so bad.

by Llam1941 June 7, 2023

brandon

like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )

brandon is a puff

by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020

Brandon

He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty

Wow that guy is such a Brandon

by _green_tea_heh April 9, 2022