by justsomebadguy March 5, 2011
Get the cum footmug. A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.
yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.
the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010
Get the Turtles Footmug. Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the French Foot-Massagemug. *Drops the printer, printer inevitably lands on foot*
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!
by Lefty Power 123 December 30, 2022
Get the Footmug. dumbass: what's that part that connects the foot to your leg again?
joe: you mean your ank-
dumbass: FOOT NECK
joe: you mean your ank-
dumbass: FOOT NECK
by wordwhore October 13, 2019
Get the foot neckmug. This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
by anonymous August 17, 2025
Get the I’m going to put my foot up your ass!mug. by Not B. August 15, 2022
Get the Foot fetishmug.