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Double Busy

Expression for when you have 0 fucking interest in an absolutely pointless task (often tasks created my your wife/girlfriend)
Partner: can you make the bed please?

Bloke: Turn it in, i'm double busy
by Maggaz88 April 2, 2019
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Double uncle

(n) A double uncle is man who is someone's mother's brother and also that person's father's brother. In other words, a double uncle is an uncle on both sides of the family. For a double uncle to exist, a child must be a product of incest between two siblings, and the parents must share a brother.
Tyrion Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones is probably the most well known double uncle. His double nephews don't appreciate him like a double uncle should be appreciated.

Person A: Dude, Tyrion is freaking awesome. He's probably my favourite character at the moment.

Person B: Yeah, it's a shame he's that Joffrey faggot's double uncle.

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Person A: My double uncle said he'd get us all ice creams!

Person B: Double uncles are the greatest!

Double Uncle: Now get back in my van, kids. And don't scream.
by Faguette February 27, 2014
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Double Lunch

When one puts two dicks in their mouth and nibbles on them.
by larl kindberg April 3, 2010
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Double Rainbow

When someone is "supa dupa gay" they can be called a Double Rainbow. This is off the wall in you and your friends face homo.
Bro 1: Yo, check out that Double Rainbow

Bro 2. no homo
by Nugem January 13, 2011
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Double Geranimo

Two people (any combo) sit Indian style with their legs intertwined and give each other foot-jobs. Blind-folded. Rednecks in Monterey, TN perform double Geranimos all the time. If 3 people perform it in a circle it is a triple, 4 then quadruple. If 5-8 people perform it in a circle it is a Pow-Wow. If 9+ people perform this, then it is called a Geranimorgy.
I caught Cheney and Titus double-Geranimoing in the barn last tuesday.
by Jim Carter July 26, 2004
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Double Dicking

Double dicking is the action of two straight males taking a phallic object, placing it against their genitals and humping it, symbolizing the insertion of their penis into the partners penis. Because this is impossible, double dicking acts as a vessel for these sexual urges.

Double dicking is known as the ultimate male-male sexual experience.
Cassius: Hey Ip, tryna' do some double dicking?
Ip-Man: Hell yeah, grab the body pillow.
by The Drue September 18, 2012
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double bag

when you have to make the dude use two condoms.
"He's from the navy, a different girl in each port. So I double bag him"
by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
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