FaceTime date

Due to quarantine, the kids are now FaceTiming instead of dating.

Person one: hey, want to go on a FaceTime date?

Person two: sure!

by Ratfather April 9, 2020

one hand date

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff

Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date

by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019

Foodention Dating

Food + Attention + Dating = Foodention Dating.
When your partner agrees to date you when you don't waste food in plate. He/she gives more importance to food and health and believes in the slogan "Food, Fun and Date"

Foodention Dating is popular among health conscious millennials.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 6, 2016

Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017

doggy date

waterboarding to the umpteenth degree

i got doggy date by a cow

by loligotadog March 22, 2022

Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.

Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.

by johnstone337 July 21, 2017

Dire Dire Dated

So old that your grandmother pulled out the archives

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"

by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025