global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

bread

sex

“sharing my bread” - softcore

by breadoi May 2, 2021

bread

the coolest food on the entire planet and always type it in the group chat when you don’t know what’s going on

*people arguing in the groupchat*

me: bread

by breadddddstickkkk May 4, 2021

Bread Lifestyle

A way of life that includes being very starchy. People who accept this way of life are often very calm and cool people, but can be very warm and welcoming.

Ella: I love my Bread Lifestyle.
Jason: *transforms into bread*

by breadbreadbread May 6, 2021

Bread Boys

A dogshit Discord server, mate.

Craig: You in Bread Boys?
Dave: Fuck off

by FettSlaveIShip May 7, 2021

bread

it’s green paper

i just made some “bread” after long day at work

by user777. July 12, 2022

Bread man

The backbone of Madfutters (also first in messages). Genuinely one of the most reliable guys in the server, scrap that. The most reliable. He is honestly the reason
humanity is still going and better then ever. He’s amazing. Shout out to Breadman, I know you see this. Love you.

John Moohan : Bread man is such a “spammer”.

Casual Goldie : Who’s Bread man?

John Moohan : The greatest human on earth.

John Knows.

by yournanstoelicker July 12, 2022