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a cocky bastard who lies and whines about everything <3
"This woman lied about having sex with my dad!"
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Woman

A non-existing representation of our Will to Live. Women are not real, they are just hollow scarecrows, means to subjugate populations and the opium of the people.
"Woman not real fam, get over it"
-Arthur Schopenhauer
by ph1l0s0ph1 November 21, 2021
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woman

1- Person born with a vagina, womb and XX chromosomes.
2- Person born with a vagina, womb and XX chromosomes, whether in adulthood or old age.
by Hambur February 2, 2024
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Woman

Noun: An ancient breed of one half of the human species. BORN with lactation, and Ovarian equipment necessity to maintain and provide birth. Currently on the endangered species list. Entered on record after humans lost their mind during the plandemic of 2022.
“Women were wonderful pre 2022! No surprise penises to worry about. I loved to see a woman.”
by Gabriella Reyes April 4, 2023
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A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
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Trans woman

A biological woman who was born a woman, isn't fooling anyone when she says she's a man, and who will die a woman. A trans woman, AKA a woman.
Guy 1: that trans woman tried to use the men's bathroom but we kicked her out.

Guy 2: trans women shouldn't be in our bathrooms or in men's sports! Trans women aren't men and will always be women!
by we_dont_exist December 27, 2023
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