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Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.
Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.
by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022
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Weed Dweeb

A person whom partakes in the usage of marijuana meanwhile neglecting their responsibilities
Ur acting like a real F-ing Weed Dweeb rn. Go get ur shit done.
by Sillylittlefoo September 7, 2022
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weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 6, 2023
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Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay
Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea
by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024
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Weeds

Black people, especially American blacks, but as evidence reveals all sub-Saharan Africans as they have poor impulse control, have a proclivity for rape, robbery, murder, and violence in general. Thus making them the weeds of society in particular and humanity in general. See Margaret Sanger's opinion of the "rougher" ethnicities for reference.
Person 1: Terrible news about that poor, white kid that was beaten to death at school.
Person 2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.
by MosesI February 18, 2024
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weed hound

Someone that smokes a shit load of weed.
Ever since Carlos got deported, he's become a major weed hound.
by wah1232 March 17, 2017
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Weed

read the weed!
Weed yo products!
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