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Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.
Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!
by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022
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So, I Killed A Toilet

"How Are You Doing Today" "Not Good, So, I Killed A Toilet" "WTF"
by Syden102 June 28, 2023
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be the toilet

The toilet is a great example of quality in engineering, because it has reached a level of quality where we generally take it for granted. Be the toilet
by mcsomeone April 7, 2021
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Tanner toilet

Also known as the nearest place to take a dump. One may be using a Tanner toilet when they have to go, on the go. Is most commonly used on long trips, but can be used when in long meetings, or at dinner with friends.
Our trip to the zoo several of us had to use the Tanner toilet.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.
by Tomorrow riser October 9, 2023
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Tana-toilet-titus

when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!
Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.
by Fefe and shardin January 29, 2025
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toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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