Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020

by EmJayee April 27, 2022

A skibidi toilet from the popular series for drooling toddlers by dafuqboom that also happens to be from the Gaza strip. I don't know what else to put here
Guy A: Hey, have you heard that a real life skibidi toilet was spotted in Gaza?
Guy B: That's a skibidi toilet from the gaza strip!
Guy B: That's a skibidi toilet from the gaza strip!
by goofyfoog March 5, 2024

by equiuszahhak December 13, 2024

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.
Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!
Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!
Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

A sigmadi toilet refers to the most sigma and skibidi of them all, perhaps maybe even rizzy and in ohio
by IamIamHi March 11, 2024
