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Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.
I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.
by EmJayee April 27, 2022
mugGet the Toilet-tubeingmug.
A skibidi toilet from the popular series for drooling toddlers by dafuqboom that also happens to be from the Gaza strip. I don't know what else to put here
Guy A: Hey, have you heard that a real life skibidi toilet was spotted in Gaza?

Guy B: That's a skibidi toilet from the gaza strip!
by goofyfoog March 5, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi toilet from the gaza stripmug.

Skibidi Toilet Butthole

The rear end of a skibidi toilet.

i dont know what to put here
Person 1: "I really love skibidi toilet butthole!"
Person 2: "Me too!"
by equiuszahhak December 13, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Toilet Buttholemug.

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020
mugGet the Double Excel Toilet Papermug.
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024
mugGet the I’m gonna go clog the toiletmug.

Sigmadi Toilet

A sigmadi toilet refers to the most sigma and skibidi of them all, perhaps maybe even rizzy and in ohio
Brendan I can tell you are the destined Sigmadi Toilet
by IamIamHi March 11, 2024
mugGet the Sigmadi Toiletmug.

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