Nicky Nine Toes was walking down the street in his bucket hat with his girl in one hand and a copy of Oxymoron in the other.
by Nicky Nine Toes June 3, 2014
Get the Nicky Nine Toesmug. Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.
Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
by Floof July 3, 2017
Get the green toe nailsmug. Out of the four size stages of vagina, baby elephant toes are the biggest. It is best described as a large unnatural bulge in the female crotch region. The other size stages are as follows, camel toes,moose knuckle,gorilla fist, and finally baby elephant toes
by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016
Get the baby elephant toesmug. by cutieandmollusk June 28, 2009
Get the Camel Toe Assmug. When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man
by Cary the B July 13, 2006
Get the polish camel toemug. shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.
Dear Journal
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta
by Travolta January 25, 2006
Get the steel toe danishmug. by baronkgc October 11, 2015
Get the peep toe mafiamug.