You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Salad

Something that can be tossed.

I really like my salad tossed.

by Notreat January 15, 2022

stinky salad

Why stinky salad

stinky salad was created by MyUsernamesThis, whenever he see stinky salad, he call them stinky, instead of Jerry, He have became the most stinkiest salad in the world.

by Jerry_YT November 11, 2019

Heavy Salad

When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".

That girl has some heavy salad.

I went down there and spent some time with her heavy salad.

by WordWomble March 24, 2024

Dutch Salad

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.

Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!

by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016

Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

by Macadamias February 2, 2015