Matthew

Toad

Look, theres Matthew, what a toad. Legend

by Lexie Smith March 8, 2022

Matthew

A fucking Man. The best ever. Biggest dick.

Wow that guys dick proved he was a Matthew!
Matthew is the realest one I know.

by Alice77777 May 19, 2023

Matthew Carvalho

Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.

Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.

by 69yoyo69 December 13, 2022

matthew t.

Big dick man better than everyone and anyone called ewan big epic muscle man sexy too

Matthew t. Is a absolute chad

by halicoop August 2, 2021

Matthew Green

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.

Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!

by xx_jaydyncorepilledcel_xx November 18, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is well Matthew…he can be a bitch much some times but over all a great guy.He hang long curly hair and dark brown eyes.At first sight you may see him as a goofy country guy with a gardening problem but you would be wrong.He always knows how to make you laugh and cheer you up when your at your lowest.He also loves to travel and make his world worth living.He also pretty innocent on the outside but a freak in the sheets behind close doors.Overall when you have a Matthew in your life don’t let him do.

Yo Matthew put the gardening tools down you got a problem.

by KenKay03 September 3, 2021

Matthew

Male version of a karen

My husband was a real Matthew today

by Macho_nacho16 October 16, 2021