Data Fucking

You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.

Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...

by anti-executive November 11, 2009

fuck wizard

A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.

Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

Zoot Fuck

A student of high school or middle school who do any of the following: runs to class; make weird noises; tucks in their shirt; or participates in theater or the fair.

Wow Vince! Look at the Zoot Fucks run to class!

Chase made weird noises today... He may be a zoot fuck.

by Noodle Noah October 30, 2020

kong fucking

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.

Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking

by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019

squid fuck

noob squid is getting fucked

A noob squid is cumming, which is called squid fuck

by Fuckrick November 28, 2022

fuck hornet

A gigantic fucking bee. It doesn't even have to be a hornet. Just a giant insect that can sting

Jesus Christ! Outside, I saw the biggest fuck hornet of them all!

by A random fucking turnip October 18, 2017

deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)

i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.

by messyp April 1, 2009